conversationparade:

nar AU where ino infiltrates the akatsuki and literally no one notices because she and deidara are never in the same room at the same time

bravearmin:

when people say ‘eren, mikasa, and levi’

bravearmin:

when people say ‘eren, mikasa, and levi

kingcheddarxvii:

lovelygirlsandgeekystuff:

tramampoline:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

oh my god

TEAM WORK

God is real

kingcheddarxvii:

lovelygirlsandgeekystuff:

tramampoline:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

oh my god

TEAM WORK

God is real

Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!

los-santos-customs:

mom dad i ship 2 gross white old man and i love seing fanart of them touching their weiners and doing gay stuff and i just ship them so hard i would do anything to see them do the frick frack no mom its not just a phase its who i really am

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

skarvo:

jacktherbert:

micthemicrophone:

I WASN’T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION AND WHEN I WATCHED THE REPLAY I HAD TO.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You stared death in the face and didn’t even notice.

That is stone cold.