nar AU where ino infiltrates the akatsuki and literally no one notices because she and deidara are never in the same room at the same time
when people say ‘eren, mikasa, and levi’
oh my god
God is real
mom dad i ship 2 gross white old man and i love seing fanart of them touching their weiners and doing gay stuff and i just ship them so hard i would do anything to see them do the frick frack no mom its not just a phase its who i really am
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
Escalator Stare Luigi
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before