princessveroni:

yo if you think serial killers are hot i want you to unfollow me Right Now

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

image

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do
people who genuinely think items and gimmick stages make smash a worse game: when did you die inside

bury me in levihan

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

*aggressively cuddles his abnormal*
uni was stressful today so I needed to draw something gross and cute

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

*aggressively cuddles his abnormal*

uni was stressful today so I needed to draw something gross and cute

beasiedoo:

GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS

neimana:

"I have faith in him"

neimana:

"I have faith in him"

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

trash-god:

….nah